Thursday, October 18, 2012

Criminally Underrated: Zeke - Kicked In The Teeth

There are times when you need something loud, messy and impossibly fast. For those times I turn to Zeke. Founded in Seattle in 1993, they specialize in 300 mile-per-hour, out-of-control hardcore punk, and though all of their albums are worth having, my go-to LP is their 1998 release Kicked In The Teeth. As you can see from the title, subtlety is not really on the menu here, and it's a better album for it. To give you a sense of the pedal-to-the-floor-fun of Zeke, Kicked In The Teeth has seventeen tracks, and it's over in less than twenty-one minutes.

This is not a band that comes with particular acclaim from most music critics. That's because Zeke should only be listened to by people who actually like rock and roll music. The Allmusic review of Kicked In The Teeth says, "...it's a shame Zeke feels compelled to rely on speed alone to get by." This a textbook example of someone missing the point. Zeke isn't a band that plays fast because that's all they can do (their later albums, which do throw in some less frantically paced fare, prove this point), they are a band that plays fast because A) they are good at it, and B) it is awesome. If you start this record and don't feel your pupils dilate, then this was not made for you.

In general, hardcore punk has a tendency to view any displays of instrumental prowess as mere wankery, but Zeke has decided to go the other way and regularly find space in their minute-long compositions for some ultra-fast fret-blazing solos, which only add to the high octane madness. The rhythm section is relentless, keeping the hardcore and D-beats going without breaks even between the tracks in most cases. There are a few mid-tempo numbers in there to allow listeners to assess the damage, notably a fist-raising cover of Kiss' "Shout It Out Loud," but overall Zeke's work should require a safety harness of some kind.

If you really want the full Zeke experience and don't mind running from the law, listen to Kicked In The Teeth in the car. Everything will go red for twenty minutes, then you'll snap back to normal parked on your front yard and wonder why your windshield is cracked and why there's a police helicopter overhead. Good times for an otherwise boring Thursday, so ignore the critics, have some fun, and ride with Zeke.